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点此直接跳转队伍列表及参赛条目!
于是,2022部门竞赛迎来了宁静可喜的闭幕。在本竞赛进行的将近两个月里,我们获得了来自42个队伍的165个参赛条目,其中23个队伍和他们的124个条目最后都拥有了评奖的资格。不论比分如何,这都是了不起的成绩——这事实上是我们举办过最大的一次竞赛,获得了远超第二名20篇条目的成绩(向2020连写竞赛致意)。感谢每一名参与者,无论你是取得了评奖资格还是仅仅发布了文章,甚至从未发文只是阅读了其中的精彩篇目(说真的,作为一个看完了所有条目的读者,它们都很了不起。)。这是我在网站上举办的第一个竞赛,而你们与你们疯狂、古怪的部门让它变成了难忘的回忆。And with that, DEPARTMENTCON2022 comes to a quiet, celebratory close. In the near-two months this contest ran, we got 165 entries from 42 teams, of which 23 teams and their 124 entries ended up qualifying for victory. An incredibly showing, by any margin — the biggest contest the wiki has ever had, in fact, by a margin of 20 entries (shoutout Jamcon 2020). Thank you to every single person who participated, whether you were able to qualify or just post, or even if you never posted and just read some of the fantastic entries (seriously, take it from someone who read all of them - they're great.). This is the first contest I've run on the site, and you guys and your insane, wacky departments made it one to remember.
那么闲话少叙,以下是竞赛排名:
🥇 冠军 🥇
637票
队伍名称:Marge在设定上不会放屁(Marge is canonically incapable of farting)
部门名称:遏火部
队伍成员:Uncle Nicolini(ˡᵉᵃᵈ ᶦᵐᵃᵍᶦⁿᵉᵉʳ),
UraniumEmpire。
T Rutherford
参赛条目:
🥈 亚军 🥈
504票
队伍名称:您的来电对我们非常重要(Your Call Is Very Important To Us)
部门名称:电信监控办公室
队伍成员:Meserach (cpt)
Agente Shuffle
BattleblockB0ss
参赛条目:
hanging-on-the-telephone
设想一下
Maria
For Your Eyes Only
WINTER
SCP-5783 - Accidents Never Happen
Atomic
Call Me
🥉 季军 🥉
439票
队伍名称:Ruiz Duchamp纪念比赛队纪念比赛队(Ruiz Duchamp Memorial Contest Team Memorial Contest Team)
部门名称:星际收容部
队伍成员:TyGently ᶜᵖᵗ,
ch00bakka,
GreenWolf
参赛条目:
- The Damocles Initiative(中心)
- stairway-to-the-stars by
ch00bakka
- harvester-of-eyes by
TyGently
- Workshop of the Telescopes by
GreenWolf与
TyGently
- SCP-6523 — 大机器(ISV咎瓦尤斯号) by
GreenWolf
- Fire of Unknown Origin by
ch00bakka,
GreenWolf and
TyGently
- Burnin' For You by
ch00bakka、
GreenWolf与
TyGently
- Secure Planet Dossier: Site Anvil by
GreenWolf与
TyGently
- stairway-to-the-stars by
| 名次 | 合格队名 | 文章数 | 票数(最高5篇合计) |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Marge在设定上不会放屁 | 4 | 636 |
| 2 | 您的来电对我们非常重要 | 9 | 504 |
| 3 | Ruiz Duchamp纪念比赛队纪念比赛队 | 7 | 439 |
| 4 | 第五套装 | 6 | 415 |
| 5 | 军团要塞3 | 5 | 413 |
| 6 | 等不及看它变成队伍啦 | 7 | 336 |
| 7 | 现实中The Wiggles相互憎恨 | 4 | 330 |
| 8 | 这不是一支烟斗 | 4 | 192 |
| 9 | 妄自尊大年轻人 | 4 | 179 |
| 10 | 一个Keter也不能少 | 9 | 154 |
| 11 | 外太空之蝇 | 5 | 142 |
| 12 | 待定 | 4 | 142 |
| 13 | 可不是!我们确实有感情! | 7 | 138 |
| 14 | 枪声砰砰 | 7 | 136 |
| 15 | 日心说 | 4 | 136 |
| 16 | 低酬劳与低咖啡因 | 5 | 122 |
| 17 | 我看见了神之面庞。你一定不会相信我,因为那是一支左轮手枪枪管。 | 6 | 92 |
| 18 | 认知行为治疗 (CBT) | 4 | 86 |
| 19 | 焚风反抗军 | 4 | 74 |
| 20 | 为和平发动战争 | 5 | 70 |
| 21 | 后见是20/20,先见是2022 | 5 | 56 |
| 22 | 解释魔法 | 4 | 48 |
| 23 | 臼齿之力 | 5 | 28 |
达标队伍,无序排列
获得额外奖励者以黄色背景标出
队伍名称:军团要塞3(Team Fortress 3)
部门名称:档案部
队伍成员:A Random Day(队长),
The Great Hippo,
Taffeta
参赛条目:
- you-can-say-hi
- the-slow-bullet
- Visions of Bodies Being Burned
- Zatoichi
- SCP-6190 — Through an Arbor, Darkly
队伍名称:我看见了神之面庞。你一定不会相信我,因为那是一支左轮手枪枪管。(I Saw God's Face. And You Won't Believe Me, Because It Was A Revolver Barrel.)
部门名称:应用奇术部
队伍成员: Machen2,
DrGooday,
Roundaboutscpt
参赛条目:
队伍名称:认知行为治疗(Cognitive Behavioral Therapy (CBT))
部门名称:非常规劝导部
队伍成员:队长Fish^12,
NebulousStar,与
Felixou
参赛条目:
- Ninth Circle by Felixou与Fish^12
- to-my-past-self by NebulousStar
- SCP-6136, or two dudes chilling in an interrogation room, five feet apart cause theyre not happy by Fish^12
- Torture? I haven't even met her! by Fish^12
队伍名称:为和平发动战争(Wage War to Broker Peace)
部门名称:高级外交部
队伍成员:Zizeri(cpt)
LightlessLantern,
NDHeckfire
参赛条目:
- Your personal invitation to the Department of Advanced Diplomacy by
Zizeri
- SCP-6571 — RIGHTFULLY STOLEN by
NDHeckfire
- SCP-6795 — Project Umbra by
LightlessLantern
- SCP-6678 — Mineral Extraction by
LightlessLantern
- Buried Corpses by
Zizeri
队伍名称:外太空之蝇(Xenophania)
部门名称:宇宙外事务部
队伍成员:Malvarik1(Cpt),
Azmoeth Jikandia,
Aftokrator
参赛条目:
- SCP-6108:Schlemo's Wholesale — by
Malvarik1
- Dying in an Ocean of Money was Worth It:by
Azmoeth Jikandia
- SCP-6146:Sic Semper Cartago by
Aftokrator
- Extraversal Affairs and Me — by
Malvarik1
- SCP-5614: The Questing Stone by
Aftokrator
队伍名称:现实中The Wiggles相互憎恨(The Wiggles Hate Each Other in Real Life)
部门名称:非现实部
队伍成员:Deadly Bread ᶜᵖᵗ,
Elunerazim,
Fishish
参赛条目:
- unreality-orientation by
Fishish
- 你的幻想朋友 by
Fishish与
Deadly Bread
- 闪光之物 by
Deadly Bread
- SCP-6208 - 遗忘曾是她名 by
Elunerazim与
Fishish
队伍名称:枪声砰砰(Gun Go Pew Pew)
部门名称:异常武器开发部
队伍成员:TopDownUnder ᶜᵖᵗ,
Cole 13,
Maxyfran73
参赛条目:
- War Machine by
TopDownUnder 与
Maxyfran73
- An Orientation to the Department of Anomalous Weapons Development by
Maxyfran73
- SCP-6821 - Mujeres con Cabezas de Caballo by
TopDownUnder
- SCP-6410 - The Right Tool Kami by
Maxyfran73
- SCP-6946 - Corregidor by
Maxyfran73
- SCP-6114 - Returning to Our Roots by
Cole 13
- The Crow Gets the Last Laugh by
Maxyfran73
队伍名称:Ruiz Duchamp纪念比赛队纪念比赛队(Ruiz Duchamp Memorial Contest Team Memorial Contest Team)
部门名称:星际收容部
队伍成员:TyGently ᶜᵖᵗ,
ch00bakka,
GreenWolf
参赛条目:
- The Damocles Initiative(中心)
- stairway-to-the-stars by
ch00bakka
- harvester-of-eyes by
TyGently
- Workshop of the Telescopes by
GreenWolf与
TyGently
- SCP-6523 — 大机器(ISV咎瓦尤斯号) by
GreenWolf
- Fire of Unknown Origin by
ch00bakka,
GreenWolf and
TyGently
- Burnin' For You by
ch00bakka、
GreenWolf与
TyGently
- Secure Planet Dossier: Site Anvil by
GreenWolf与
TyGently
- stairway-to-the-stars by
队伍名称:Marge在设定上不会放屁(Marge is canonically incapable of farting)
部门名称:遏火部
队伍成员:Uncle Nicolini(ˡᵉᵃᵈ ᶦᵐᵃᵍᶦⁿᵉᵉʳ),
UraniumEmpire。
T Rutherford
参赛条目:
队伍名称:后见是20/20,先见是2022(Hindsight is 20/20, Foresight is 2022)
部门名称:先见部门
队伍成员:Doctor Fullhamᶜᵖᵗ,
fairydoctor,
SketchyTh0ughts
参赛条目:
A Stitch in Time Saved Mine by Doctor Fullham
Self-Fulfilling Pity Party by fairydoctor
SCP-5746 by fairydoctor
SCP-6485 by SketchyTh0ughts
Secure Facility Dossier Site-∞ by fairydoctor
队伍名称:第五套装(Fifth Suit)
部门名称:别类部
队伍成员:Rimpleᶜᵖᵗ,
OthellotheCat,
daveyoufool
参赛条目:
- And You Are? by Rimple
- SCP-5784:This Should Be A -J by OthellotheCat
- Just Misunderstood by
daveyoufool
- SCP-6774:"It looks like you're determined to survive, no matter the cost. Can I Assist With That?" by Rimple
- SCP-8==D-J:以我丰碑之屌进行怪物收容 by OthellotheCat
- SCP-477-J:This Should Be A Mainlist by OthellotheCat 与 Rimple
队伍名称:等不及看它变成队伍啦(Can't Wait to See It As a Team)
部门名称:采购与清算
队伍成员:Grigori Karpin ᶜᵖᵗ,
Ihp,
HarryBlank
参赛条目:
- Just Another Shop That Wasn't There by
Ihp
- SCP-6237:Oh, You Lucrative Devil by
Grigori Karpin
- Sunshine and Lucre by
HarryBlank
- SCP-6117:A Florida Woman by
Ihp
- SCP-6530:Plus Shipping and Handling by
Grigori Karpin与
Ihp
- SCP-6261:Magequest: Prison of Circe by
Ihp
- SCP-6318: The Fungible Fungus by
Ihp
不用于参加竞赛:
- Secure Facility Dossier: Site-106 - 我们的中心页,by
Ihp、
HarryBlank与
Grigori Karpin
队伍名称:低酬劳与低咖啡因(Underpaid & Undercaffeinated)
部门名称:物流与运输部门
队伍成员:MarcusLCrassus (CPT),
Donnerino,
Trotskyeet
参赛条目:
队伍名称:可不是!我们确实有感情!(Why yes! We do have feelings!)
部门名称:异常实体接触科
队伍成员:winkwonkboicpt,
GreenGolem,
Deadcanons
参赛条目:
中心页:Secure Facility Dossier: Site-169 — 作者Deadcanons
- Anomalous Entity Engagement Division Orientation — 作者
winkwonkboi
- SUN TALK? — 作者
Deadcanons
- SCP-6714:For Duck's Sake! — 作者
winkwonkboi
- SCP-6925:Jailbreak — 作者
GreenGolem
- Routine Tragedies — 作者
GreenGolem
- SCP-6245:Sweet Tooth Sammy — 作者
winkwonkboi
队伍名称:您的来电对我们非常重要(Your Call Is Very Important To Us)
部门名称:电信监控办公室
队伍成员:Meserach (cpt)
Agente Shuffle
BattleblockB0ss
参赛条目:
hanging-on-the-telephone
设想一下
Maria
For Your Eyes Only
WINTER
SCP-5783 - Accidents Never Happen
Atomic
Call Me
队伍名称:解释魔法(Explaining The Magic)
部门名称:诠释研究部
队伍成员:Ethagon,cptn
Einer von Rabe,DoctorHope does not match any existing user name
参赛条目:
- SCP-6192 - Mirrors Out-Of-Use by
Ethagon
- SCP-6192-1-EX - Mirror Inspection by
Ethagon与
Einer von Rabe
- Mirror in your Mind by
Einer von Rabe
- To Whom It May Concern by DoctorHope does not match any existing user name
队伍名称:一个Keter也不能少(No Keter Left Behind)
部门名称:社会回归委员会
队伍成员:Rhys TannerCPT,DrFeellikemore does not match any existing user name,
Monsoon Season
参赛条目:
- Welcome to the Last Frontier by
Rhys Tanner与DrFeellikemore does not match any existing user name
- Reintegration Aptitude Test for the College Level, 2022 Edition by DrFeellikemore does not match any existing user name
- To the Office of Dr. Tau, Paratherapist by DrFeellikemore does not match any existing user name与
Monsoon Season
- A Date Which Will Live In Infamy by DrFeellikemore does not match any existing user name
- SCP-6738- so smoothly d o th he cr est. a wi nd g o d ! by DrFeellikemore does not match any existing user name
- SCP-6737- Come Fly With Me
- SCP-6736- Enter the Salamancers by
Rhys Tanner与DrFeellikemore does not match any existing user name
- SCP-5578- A Terrible Thing To Waste by
Monsoon Season
- SCP-1974-J: I, Nixon by DrFeellikemore does not match any existing user name
队伍名称:臼齿之力(Molar Power)
部门名称:口腔卫生部
队伍成员:DrDromeus ᶜᵖᵗ,
Spider_Jaws,
ApocalypticPotato
参赛条目:
First Day at the Department of Oral Hygiene by DrDromeus
A Typical Visit to the Dentist by Spider_Jaws
Secure Facility Dossier Site-17A by Spider_Jaws
The Value of Proper Dental Care by Spider_Jaws
SCP-6798: Dental Implant by ApocalypticPotato
队伍名称:这不是一支烟斗(Ceci N'est Pas Une Pipe)
部门名称:超现实部
队伍成员::CompleteIndie,Esoterica does not match any existing user nameᶜᵖᵗ,
UncannyClown276
参赛条目:
Department of Surrealistics Orientationby UncannyClown276
SCP-⌘ — 颤抖王国之下 by Esoterica does not match any existing user name
SCP-5763 — I dreamt I was a butterfly. by CompleteIndie
SCP-6454 — The Painting That Ate Paris, Texas by Esoterica does not match any existing user name
天啊,这条目可真多!有23支优秀的队伍贡献了165篇参赛条目。不过也有很多队伍发布了作品,只是没到参赛条件。但这并不是说那些作品本身技不如人——那就也看看这些没有达标的队伍吧:
未达标队伍(有至少一篇条目)
队伍名称:这是我们的低音,现在做点高音吧(Let's Make Some Treble, Here's Our Bass)
部门名称:音乐部
队伍成员:CelesteKara does not match any existing user name ᶜᵖᵗ,Oboebandgeek99,
GerrymanderBassist
参赛条目:
队伍名称:我们打断了这个节目(We Interrupt This Program)
部门名称:异常广播部
队伍成员:Nykacolaquantum does not match any existing user name(CPT),Lt Flops,Pastarasta1 does not match any existing user name
参赛条目:
- And Now, Our Feature Presentation... by Nykacolaquantum does not match any existing user name
队伍名称:不可能任务(Mission: Impossible)
部门名称:特殊异常追回,秘密行动组[SAR/COG]
队伍成员:JackalRelated ᶜᵖᵗ │
notgull │
LiterallyMechanical
参赛条目:
- SCP-6904 by
notgull特工
- Dead Reckoning by
notgull特工
- Wind in the Sails by
notgull特工
- SCP-6973 by 外勤特工
Dysadron
队伍名称:团队精神(Team Spirit)
部门名称:已故部门
队伍成员:Lamentte(cpt),
GremlinGroup,
Its a Bad Idea
参赛条目:
- SCP-6368:Dead-End Job by
GremlinGroup
- Life And Limb by
Its a Bad Idea
队伍名称:[版权侵犯]队(Team [COPYRIGHT INFRINGEMENT])
部门名称:本质促动部
队伍成员:Ralliston(队长),
JakdragonX,
Limeyy
参赛条目:
- SCP-6172:Escapism — by
Ralliston
- Stranded Lullaby — by
Ralliston
队伍名称:完全疯狂者所梦的陈述(Statements Dreamed Up by the Utterly Deranged)
部门名称:会计部
队伍成员:Cassandra_Prime does not match any existing user name ᶜᵖᵗ,Rhineriver,
RosySaturniidae
参赛条目:
队伍名称:一天一苹果(An Apple A Day)
部门名称:医疗部
队伍成员:R4_EX队长,
Tstaffor,Fabledtiefling does not match any existing user name
参赛条目:
队伍名称:ClockBlock
部门名称:预知部
队伍成员:Marcelles_raynes does not match any existing user name Capt. Calibold
FlameShirt
参赛条目:
队伍名称:Ghostlimats
部门名称:魖魄事务部
队伍成员:NotOrteil
ambyshframber(我出息了。我是队长了)AHJack does not match any existing user name
参赛条目:
welcome-to-spectral-affairs by: NotOrteil与
ambyshframber
SCP-6403:An Undead Robot living Underneath Crete in Site-237's basement by: NotOrteil
队伍名称:昆虫之城(Bug City)
部门名称:昆虫学部
队伍成员:RadiantGold cptn,
REDESERT,Stealth000 does not match any existing user name
参赛条目:
队伍名称:鬼啊好恐怖(Boo ah ghosts so spooky)
部门名称:象相物理学部门
队伍成员:Voiiiii cap,
AdrienRion,
ClownSlayer
参赛条目:
The Anatomy Of A Specter - by Voiiiii
The Personal Recordings of Doctor Wilcastle of the Department of Eidophysics - by ClownSlayer
Welcome to Ghost Theory - by Voiiiii
队伍名称:苦力怕殺手クリーパースレイヤーズ
部门名称:Minecraft部
队伍成员:tetsusquared队长/首席联络员,RuRItech does not match any existing user name,
Jiu_Huan
参赛条目:
队伍名称:浮士德式黑话(Faustian Jargon)
部门名称:恶魔部
队伍成员:drblackbox does not match any existing user name,West246,
RealSurrealSirᶜᵖᵗ
参赛条目:
1. scp-6566 - Build-a-Boar Workshop!
2. Tale: The Grimmest Grimoire and the Perilous Parrot
那么,最后,在此公开致意我们的沉默队伍,不论出于什么原因,他们最后没能在竞赛中做出贡献。总有下次机会的!
竞赛规则基于ARD和ProcyonLotor撰写的末日竞赛规则,以及Decibelles撰写的机动特遣队竞赛规则。




